Monday, February 16, 2009

Lego Agents episode 4: Map Quest

Lego Agents: Map Quest

Date: Classified
Time: Classified
Location: Inferno HQ

Break Jaw walked into a room. Spy Clops turned and handed him a picture. It was a picture of an elevated shack with steps going down to a bridge that crossed over a deep marsh.
“That’s the swamp base you wanted, Break Jaw,” said Spy Clops.
“Is it in the proper location?” asked Break Jaw.
“Yes, why do you need a base in Louisiana?”
Break Jaw pulled a paper out of his pocket.
“The map to Brickbeard’s treasure!” exclaimed Spy Clops. “It was hid over 400 years ago! Where did you get that map?”
“I stole it from a museum,” said Break Jaw. “The treasure isn’t your normal jewels and doubloons.”
“What is it?”
“Power gems.”
“What!?!”
“I need the power gems. I am working on a new type of genetic engineering, and power gems will help me build my equipment.
With that, Break Jaw turned and walked away.

Date: Classified
Time: Classified
Location: Agents HQ

“Go fish,” said Trace.
“Okay,” said Fuse.
Chase walked to the table where the rest of the Agents were playing a card game.
“Hey guys, Clancy just called me. A map was stolen from another museum,” said Chase.
“Good gravy!” said Charge. “Another museum?”
“Again?” said Trace.
“Ya, I’m afraid so,’ said Chase,’ It was another museum.
“Can I go?” asked Charge.
“I don’t know…”
“Pleeeease?”
Charge got on his knees, begging.
“Okay, okay, sheesh.”
“Take your motorbike. You should ask around, and see if anyone has any clues.”
“Yippee! Thank yew, thank yew, Chase!”
“The things I do for my team! Sheesh!” Chase walked away.
“He get’s tense easy,” said Fuse.
"He's still cute," said Trace.
"Huh?" replied Fuse.

Date: Classified
Time: 0953 hours
Location: Museum. The one where the map was stolen. Duh.

Charge’s bike drove into the parking lot.
“Remember,’ said Trace, over the computer on the motorbike,’ It would be a good idea to put on a disguise.”
“Okay, got it,” said Charge.
“Have a good time at the museum,” said the ticket woman to a family.
She looked up, and wished she hadn’t.
“Zon, pleaze,” said the man in front of her. He was dressed in a button-up shirt, a kilt, a sombrero, and had a French mustache. The woman stared for a minute, then finally handed him a ticket.
“Have… a… nice…day…..,” said the woman.
Charge walked through the museum.
“Look, Mommy, a clown!” shouted a kid.
“Today’s styles are so strange,” said an old woman.
Charge stepped into an empty room and pulled his Agents communication pad, or ACP. (It looks like an I-pod, but it works like cell, and has a camera so you can see who you’re talking to.)
“Hello?" said Charge," Chase?”
“This is Cha… What are you wearing?!?”
“A kilt, a sombrero, a…”
“I know what you’re wearing, but why, pray tell, ?!?”
“Yo girlfriend told…”
“Girlfriend!?!”
“You know, Trace.”
“Tra…She is not my G.F., mister wise guy.”
“Me?!? A wise guy? Thanks! Mah mama said that I’d always be stupid, but now my own commander just dat I’m wise!”
“I said that, when did your mom say that you were stupid?”
“After I broke her grandfather clock. And my grandma’s arm.”
“How did you… Never mind. Just take off that stupid disguise and search that museum, Pedro.

Later…
“You found what?” Charge was talking into his ACP again.
“Trace sent off a fly cam, to look over the area, where you are,” said Fuse. “It located a alligator, with a Inferno logo on it‘s snout.”
“An gator?”
“Yep.”
“Okay I’m going to where da critter was seen.”
Even later…
Charge drove his bike up to where the gator had been seen. Alligator tracks were across the mud, and lead into the swamp.
“Looks like I’m gonna get dirty.”
He pressed a button on his bike. His boosters activated. And he drove into the swamp with incredible speed. Charge swerved left and right, trying to avoid trees, deep mud, and roots. Mud splattered on his clothes.
“Ick,” said Charge. He turned his to wipe mud off of his jumpsuit. And hit the root that just happened to be there.
“Ugggggg!” shouted Charge as he flew through the air!
SPLAT! Charge looked up.
“Great, just great,” groaned Charge. “I crashed mah bike, I’ve got mud in mah underroos, and…Yikes!”
Then an alligator rose out of the swamp! Charge reached into his holster, and fired. Blam! The laser bounced off of the animal. That’s when Charge noticed it.
“It’s got ah implant with an Inferno symbol on it’s snout.” He held out his hand and zapped the gator’s implant with his electric gloves. The implant popped and blew up.
“Opps,” said Charge. The alligator was fine except for the fact that it had a burn mark on it’s nose! And it wasn’t happy. Charge ran back to the bike. The alligator moved towards him. Charge picked up the bike turned the key. VROOOOOOM! The bike started with a roar. Charge drove off leaving the gator in the mud.
“Inferno must not be far away,” thought Charge.
Then he saw it. A dirt road up in front of him! Charge drove onto the road. Ahead was a bridge, that lead to an elevated shack. A large Inferno logo was on top of the roof.
“Bingo!” said Charge.
Break Jaw was standing in the shack studying a map of the swamp. BING! The sonar blipped. Break Jaw ran to the computer.
“An Agent!?!’ shouted Break Jaw,’ in my domain?”
Charge drove towards the bridge. A rocket pod lay up ahead on the bridge. WHOOSH! The rockets flew towards Charge. Charge pressed a button. Lasers from the bike intercepted the missiles. Charge drove up the ramp and into the bridge.
Break Jaw drew his ninja sword and ran to the top of the stairs. Charge jump off his motorbike and stood at the bottom of the stairs.
“Break Jaw!” shouted Charge.
“Charge, you were a fool to not accept Inferno’s offer,” said Break Jaw. “It has great benefits, like free bases to those like who want them.”
“Yo mean junkyards like this,” said Charge. He drew his pistol, and fired. Break Jaw deflected it with his sword. The laser flew back and blew the pistol of Charge’s hand. “Ug!”
Break Jaw drew HIS pistol and fired. “Ha, Ha, Ha,’ he laughed,’ You have no way to defend your self.”
“Oh yeah?” said Charge. He pointed his fingers at Break Jaw, and zapped the pistol out of his hand.
“You will pay!” shouted Break Jaw. He ran down the stairs toward Charge. Charge fired a bolt at him. Break Jaw tried to deflect it with his sword. The bolt hit the metal sword. ZAAPPP! Break Jaw dropped the sword and grabbed his wrist. “Owwww!”
“Yo forgit dat metal is a conductah of electricity? He pushed past Break Jaw and ran into the shack. The map was laying on a table. Charge grabbed it and stuffed it in a pouch on his jumpsuit. Break Jaw ran down the stairs and jumped over the bridge, into a boat below. But not before placing a detonator on the bridge. Charge down the stairs, hopped on his bike, and revved it up.
BOOOOOOMMMMMMM! The shack blew to pieces! The bike flew out of the explosion with Charge hanging on for dear life!

Date: Classified
Time: One hour later.
Location: Agents HQ

“Anything?” asked Chase.
“Yeah, did Hambone contact you?” questioned Fuse.
“No,” said Trace. “He hasn’t contact me at all in the last hour.”
“Dere was ah reason for dat.”
Chase, Trace, and Fuse turned around. “Charge!”
Charge stood in front of them. His suit was burned and ripped. His flattop was flat for real, and he was holding a map.
“Nice,” said Chase.
“What did you do,’ cracked Fuse,’ jump in a volcano?”
“I got caught in a explosion…and dat all yo need to know.” groaned Charge.
“Why didn’t you contact me?” asked Trace.
“Mah radio was damaged in da explosion,” said Charge,” Along with da bike.”
“You could’ve used a payphone,” snickered Fuse.
“I didn’t have any cents,” replied Charge.
“So, we’ve noticed,” said Fuse.
“Never mind him, Charge,” said Chase. “You did good.”
“I rule!” shouted Charge. He jump into the air and landed on his rear. “Ouch!”
Go Agents!

Next episode: Fool’s gold.

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